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30 Honest Brand Slogans by Clif Dickens

There are some brands in our society that have become household names and, if you would be so kind as to not go all technical on me (like there are tribes in Africa that have never had any contact with the outside world who haven’t heard of them), that are instantly recognizable for the vast majority of people.

You have a pretty decent idea of such brands, think Coca Cola, McDonalds or Wikipedia. It’s very unlikely for you to come across someone who doesn’t have the faintest idea about these names in your everyday journeys. Unfortunately, being such roaring successes (because, let’s face it, these businesses have been around for quite some time) means that you’re bound to gather some negative press along the way. What’s more, there are brands out there that are renowned because of polarized or even plain bad views upon their products, think Marmite or Lays.

What Clif Dickens thought to do was to take advantage of some of the best known brands across the globe and the reputation that they’ve amassed in their years of presence on the market and create some very interesting new slogans for them. Some would even say that these slogans are, in fact, a lot more honest than the real deal.

In the end, it’s all in good fun, as they say, there’s no such thing as bad publicity and we can all get a good laugh out of it.

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The impressive amount of clients who frequent Taco Bell in varied states of inebriation has already become part of American culture.

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Now expanding to European countries as well.

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Except when you’re in Switzerland, then I swear it pops up every couple of aisles in any supermarket you choose to go in.

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Okay, I understand, I get it, I get the concept, now please, kindly stop, my Facebook newsfeed can take no more.

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I’d love to be able to spot a fake Louis Vuitton a mile away.

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Including money to get Mac ‘n Cheese from the store across the street.

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And its owner never probably got too attached to it either way.

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Actually, it’s meant to be there, so your chips don’t get turned to crumbs…allegedly.

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Don’t be mean to the Art School graduates.

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Ever since the guy who’s in all the shows has become a meme sensation.

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Lady edition of light laxatives.

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Trust me, if you own it, keep it locked away in the darkest recess of your house.

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Or you just like to tell yourself that to feel like a man again.

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Just remember to quote their quoted sources in your bibliography.

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And your mother would kill you if she knew they’re a major food group in your diet.

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Check out more creative and hilarious slogans at: honestslogans.com

Anamaria

I read, I write, I sleep.

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